Oh, ladies and gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and take on a wild ride full of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about your choices in life, both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a skill at dumping his merchandise in the most dangerous areas. And he had no idea the man he would be about to not intend to create the most famous legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!"
You should forget all you think you know about bears and their preferences for food. This film takes a bold claim and argues that if bears drink cocaine, the aren't just partying, they make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! Forget about Godzilla There's a new ruler in town. And there's a bear with a tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our characters, including police that are incompetent, the hapless criminals, as well as innocent people who could not find a way out of a paper bag they will keep you amused. The collective incompetence of the characters is an eye-opener. If you're ever wanting to laugh and a laugh, imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to resolve cases without shooting each other.
However, we mustn't forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters they appear as in "Frozen." The two hikers find an abundant supply of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine Bear's insatiable hunger. Who needs to be a Disney princess when you have the snorting, wild bear out in the open?
It strikes the right tension between humour and horror in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you to your chair in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
In the meantime, let's chat about the climactic battle. Imagine this: a torrent of water streaming down the middle, our amazing family made up of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight one of the most formidable creatures in our world, Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for long ages that includes explosions, bear roars, and enough white powder to make Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe that bear's done, it's resurrected by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. The editing feels as unstable just like a caffeinated squirrel creating a flurry of anxiety and wondering if the film reel is used secretly as scratching point. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. That bear steals the show even if it appeared that the editor seemed to be (blog) on a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a cocktail of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled as you go home smiling on your face, remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: Don't feed bears anything, in particular, drugs or fellow trekkers. You can be sure that this won't make a great ending for anyone.
So, grab your popcorn, buckle in, to get lost in the wild world of "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that'll leave you in laughter, thinking about the nature of bears, and the undiscovered party possibilities.